I have writer's block. I think it might be contagious (a textually transmitted disease?).
You see, until yesterday my world was as normal.
Then I realised that I had a new follower and decided (in a moment of work avoidance) to see who this new follower was.
He is an author.
A published author.
And now I can't think of anything to say...
...Or the right words to put it in.
I'm worried about spelling, grammar and other niceities.
So what chance is there that I will come up with something that 'will amaze the whole room, and be handed down to posterity with all the eclat of a proverb'?
... Approximately None
Bonus points to anyone who recognises the quote.
16 hours ago