Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Axe-Wielding Murderers Inc.

I'm looking forward to tomorrow so much.

It will be the inaugral meeting of Axe-Wielding Murderers Inc.

Or at least that's for all Emily Sue knows.

You see, our southern bloggy buddy is coming (actually has already come) to Queensland to meet some of us. For all she knows we're psychotic. Let's meet the players, shall we?

There's Crazy Sister. Bit of a clue there in her name. She has an acknowledged relationship with flame that has been well documented on her blog. She also mentions handcuffs. Enough said.

There's Swift Jan who admits to extensive training with sharp implements. She says it's because she's a hair-dresser.

There's Givinya. Now she says she's a speech pathologist, and we've pretended that we met at a university residential college. Who knows, really. I can tell you that she once SMSed me about storing murdered bodies in the void under my kitchen bench.

Then there's me. I've tried to pretend I'm a 30-something woman who works as a pastor in my church. All sweetness and light. Who's to say that I'm not a 57 year old man called Bernard with a fetish for cat-lovers? After all, when asked what my favourite office equipment was during a getting to know you exercise I once answered with much enthusiasm and a dark tone, "the shredder!". No-one was too friendly after that. I'm not certain why.

But now I think about it, what's to say that Emily Sue is all she seemed in cyber-space?

... Approximately Nothing!

And there would have been links within this text if parts of my computer hadn't tried to crash after a monumental "Graze" related confusion. Thankfully blogger automatically saved this tripe for your reading pleasure. How lucky are you?

Tee, Hee.

1 comment:

Crazy Sister said...

I had an axe once, but I broke it from using it too forcefully.

Heh heh heh.