Do you have a habit of going to meetings and grabbing a pen to go with your paperwork, then putting the pen in your handbag after the meeting?
Do you find that (despite the fact you work from home. Alone.) you seem to be losing biros at a world land-speed record-breaking rate?
Every now and then do you decide to clean out your handbag?
Do you then discover that you could lend a pen to every man, woman, and child living in your whole town if they happened to go to a community meeting without one?
Does it then prey upon your mind that if you were arrested on suspicion of shop-lifting at the local newsagent that you wouldn't be able to explain the logic of why you actually have about 25,000 Staedtler medium point blue biros in your bag?
... Me neither.
How much do I doubt that publicising this fact is grounds for locking me away?
... Approximately None
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